Friday, August 22, 2008

CHEERS!

CHEERS & Congratulations to each and every participant of Gang Wars 2008 and of Suburban Assassin 3.0 LEGACY.

It was another rousing success, and thanks to it's Agents, a total blast.
Here's the promised mother of all pictures from the conclusion of Gang Wars.

Gang Wars 2008

#2

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In other news:

The Executive, will be taking a leave of absence from your ranks for undisclosed reasons, however, do not lose heart, another Executive is in training, and with your help and encouragement, Suburban Assassin shall live on.

Thanks for great times, great memories, and great kills.
Fight on cadets!


-THE EXECUTIVE



Post Scriptum:
Here is a direct link for download to your own encrypted machines.

GROUP PHOTO DOWNLOAD

Thursday, June 5, 2008

GANG WARS 2008

NOTICE TO ALL CADETS:

GANG WARS 2008 is on track and happening.

FRIDAY June 6th, 2008. After school 2:40 PM at Devonshire quad.

Meet there, bring your best guns, water balloons, and a fierce attitude. Prepare for all out water fights, capture the flag, drive by's, and roof chaos.

Just come, bring your friends, and have a good time.



MEANWHILE, Suburban Assassin 3.0: LEGACY carries on strong, at GWs all killing will be postponed for participants. Assassinations will take place afterwards, though take note the DRAMA AWARDS BANQUET is also a kill-free zone.

Thanks again and
Happy hunting cadets.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

RULES POSTED

THE RULES:

Newly updated, with the dead drop locker information. The complete Suburban Assassin 3.0: LEGACY Rules.

http://www.zshare.net/download/13089252b14ef902/


Simple anonymous link, direct download as a word file. Print one out. Carry with you at all times. Refer to in times of dire need.

READ THEM CAREFULLY and FOLLOW THEM.
Have a blast.

For convenience:

Dead Drop Locker:

The tournament begins with a single locker. Inside you will find a filing system, and a series of sealed envelopes arranged by alphabetical codename. You will take only your package, inside you will find the information for your first target. The game begins at 12:25 PM on June 4th 2008.

Locker #: 1065

Combination: 0 – 22 – 36


The tournament begins 12:25 PM exactly.

Happy hunting cadets.



Expect frequent updates as the day progress.


NOTE:

Gang Wars 2008 will be returning for a brief hurrah on Friday. After school every watergun will be brought and a mighty showdown will take place. The largest water warfare battle ever on school grounds.

From 2:40 onwards.

Bring it.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

NEW RULES INCOMING

The new rules will be posted within the next 3 hours.
Be on the lookout. Read them well.


SUBURBAN ASSASSIN 3.0: LEGACY
BEGINS

TOMORROW JUNE 4th 2008 AT 12:25PM

Pick up kill assignments, load your water arms, and get ready to kill before then.

- THE EXECUTIVE.

Saturday, May 31, 2008

SUBURBAN ASSASSIN 3.0

Hello operatives,

A new generation is beginning. It's Suburban Assassin 3.0, updated rules, new dynamics, and a whole cast of new cadets. Let the killing begin.


Here are the basics.

SEND AN EMAIL TO OUR ENCRYPTED LINE:

Theexecutiveline@gmail.com

With these details:

  • Full Name
  • Codename of choice: MUST BE AN INTERNATIONAL CITY/STATE (e.g. Cairo)
  • FULL CLASS SCHEDULE WITH ROOM#'s (no exceptions)
  • Cell Phone Number
  • A recent photograph of yourself (face must be included) as an attachment.
NOTES:

A NEW UPDATED RULEPAGE will be sent out digitally upon the receiving of your information, as well as posted here for your convenience.

As a potential candidate for The Agency, you are responsible for supplying yourself with your own waterarm, and for COMPLETELY reading the rules. Any disputes will be settled by THE EXECUTIVE of the board of shadowy figures. Unsportsmanlike conduct will result in termination.

With the successful transferring of these important details, your enrollment as a Cadet of the Agency will be complete. An automated encrypted reply will follow shortly, with a copy of the rules and regulations.

As well as the location of the dead drop with the Kill Files.

Planned beginning of operations:

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 4th. 2008.


By sending your email, you are agreeing to take responsibility for your actions, release The Agency of all liability in the event of your capture or death, and to have a great, fun, and safe time.

GOOD LUCK CADETS.
you'll need it.

Sunday, June 10, 2007

Success and Great Fun!

Thanks to everybody who came to the wonderfully successful first annual Gang Wars!

The administration bless their hearts gave us little to no trouble (they only raised objections to our Roof Squadrons, no worries). Lots of people showed up, not enough for a full FIVE POINTS match. But it was a brutal war between the Central Centurions and the Devonshire Dramatics. Ending in a hard fought stalemate.

Hopefully, the Agency will be putting on another match, with some tweaks to the rules, either during the summer or next school year! Be sure to check the blog for updates.

Some photos of the event:
(the digital was out of commission so you must settle for polaroids.)

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Links for full size photos!
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j295/HuckabeeHouse/GWarsMap.jpg
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j295/HuckabeeHouse/GangWarsFull.jpg
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j295/HuckabeeHouse/GangWarsClose.jpg


MEANWHILE in the Suburban Assassin universe, the tournament continues, with the remaining cadets numbering in the single digits, the tension and paranoia are building to a final showdown. Be vigilant.

Cheers and good luck!

-The Executive.

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Attention EVERYONE!

Gang Wars 2007 begins

FRIDAY JUNE 8th at 2:40.

Everyone and anyone who is interested, meet at the Devonshire quad right after school on friday, bring all your friends and bring your best water guns. It's going to be an all out water war!

The gist of the game, is the entire school is divided into 5 points, or 5 neighborhoods. A gang rules over each hood, with gang lords and leaders. Then, they fight for superiority. Fun, simple, awesome.

Rules will be posted shortly. Tell everyone you know the bigger the better.

ROUGH DRAFT OF THE GANG WAR MAP:
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Also, remember to friend the encrypted user profile
http://www.myspace.com/theexecutiveagency

for updates and announcements.

Cheers and good luck!

P.S. SA2: Silent Assassin goes well, be vigilant and watch your backs.

-The Executive.